was standing on the towpath talking to Wellard (He’s the scruffy
black cross terrier) about the American bombing of Lebanon, when we spotted
Max on the Tow Path. Wellard is a bit nervous of Max partly because he
is Jewish and Max has been caughts expressing anti Zionist views in the
past, and also because Max has been known to use force to make his point
in the past.
readers of my stories may not know about Max, so it bears mention here
that Max is an old school German dog. A pure bred Rottie. He lives with
very rich people who we don’t ever see, but whom Max believes to
be part of a controlling elite who run the World. And Max is the terror
of the towpath. He is the biggest dog on the towpath and he makes sure
to pee on all the best bits. Anyhow. ……… Max overheard
our conversation and ambled over.
has the world come to’ asked Wellard
‘What are you on about’ said Max.
‘What’s happened to the world. We are watching American planes
dropping American bombs on defenseless women and children, and our government
is happily taking holidays in the sun while letting the American planes
ship more bombs through our airports to drop on more women and children.
‘And what’s your problem with that’ asked Max.
‘What about the Lebanese dogs. Wont somebody think of the dogs?’
said Wellard, working himself up into quite some distress.
‘Look here Wellard’ said Max, ‘they are Muslim dogs
and so they get bombed. It’s that simple.
‘But they don’t even know they are Muslim dogs’ pointed
out Wellard. ‘Surely there must be some dog lovers in America who
will stand up and put a stop to this massacre.’
I thought it was worth pointing out the story of Pastor John Hagee (the
American evangelist) who has called on America’s 60 million Christian
fundamentalists – who make up one quarter of the electorate and
are responsible for the Bush regime – to support the Bush backed
attacks on Islam on the basis that Biblical prophecy demands it. ‘60
Million people in America believe in Christ, and as many as half of those
are pro Zionist.’ Pointed out Max.
Wellard was amazed.’ Surely that’s not possible. How can they
believe in Christ, who has made it clear that he is the only Son of God
and that anyone who does not believe in him must face the severe consequence
of eternal damnation, and at the same time support the Jews?'
‘That’s not a hard one to answer’ replied Max. ‘You
are making a logical connection here, which is not a consideration that
applies to neo Christian thought. The moral and intellectual fabric of
the Neo Christian is built firmly in the bedrock of hypocrisy from cement
based on blind faith. Why would you expect people rely on imaginary characters
of supreme ability for their moral compass to exhibit any reliable thought
‘They certainly do appear to be hypocrites’ agreed Wellard.
‘Yes indeed. They have their commandments, and one of which is ‘don’t
kill’, but that commandment, like so many others is clearly intended
only for selective use at the convenience of the leadership. And the leadership
has its own agenda that does not rely on them respecting the same commandments.
I was watching the telly just the other day when they ran a story about
a Palestinian leader who was killed when his car was targeted by an American
missile fired from an American gunship. Unfortunately for the occupants
in the car behind, the smart bomb was not smart enough to stop before
three generations their family was incinerated. The telly interview with
the American commentator praised the success of the attack in a celebratory
tone. On one side, we have the Neo Christian view – seeing another
Islamic soldier mown down by the sword if Justice, while on the other
we see Neo Christians celebrating the execution of three generations of
a Palestinian family – guilty of driving their car.’
a terrible story’ I pointed out to max. ‘What if there were
dogs in that Palestinian car’
‘Wouldn’t have made any difference’ said Max. ‘With
the backing of the Neo Christians, the Israelis can use their American
weapons without fear of sanction. They can kill who ever thy want whenever
‘What if they decide to kill us’ said Wellard.
‘Well that’s not too far fetched either’ said Max. ‘I
mean it won’t be the first time they kill
British or American citizens in pursuit of their goals.’
What goals are you talking about’ asked Wellard.
‘Controlling the world. Absolute power. You know – the usual
thing that happens when corruption becomes endemic.’
‘Who would want to do such a thing’ asked Wellard.
‘Well. Some call them the Neo Cons. Some call them the Christian
capitalists. But I call them the Bushmen. The self-chosen few who control
the key pressure points of world opinion. The Government agencies, and
the media. And with this control they are free to manipulate world events
toward their own selfishly motivated goals.
With 60 Millions punters having bought into this ‘imaginary’
fellow in the sky who makes commandments that sometimes should be listened
to – but not unless incentivised by a healthy profit margin - who
have collectively foregone their ability for free thought – and
with their voting power fully in the control of the media director for
the Bushmen, the stage is set for the hijacking of the principle of democracy.
60 Million votes that can be cast in whatever direction the controllers
choose. As long as it’s in the lord’s name and the profits
‘But what about the rest of America’ asked Wellard. ‘Surely
they can’t all be so easily led?’
‘That’s right’ said Max. ‘And that’s why
the Bushmen use their organizational structure to create key events towards
keeping the balance of their control versus public common sense simmering
in their favor.’
‘And how do they do that’ asked Wellard.
‘It’s all about timing’ explained Max. ‘To direct
massive public opinion requires a careful blend of timing and magnitude.
Like in 1941. The Roosevelt government wanted to join the War –
but the American public was against it. And then in one day everything
changed. The American public were right on stream behind the Presidents
wishes in a way that no one could have predicted on December 6th 1941.’
‘What nonsense’ said Wellard, somewhat foolishly considering
Max’s infamous temper? ‘Everyone knows that the Japanese attacked
America in a sneak attack.’
‘What if the Roosevelt regime knew about the attack – but
did nothing to stop it because they knew what would happen if they let
it happen, and engineered events accordingly.’ Max continued.
‘Cataclysmic events like that conform to the timing/magnitude equation
that changes the world. And in recent times we have the example of 9/11’
‘What’s that got to do with Lebanon’ I asked
‘My theory is that the Bushmen engineered the whole thing’’
said Max. ‘They conjured up a tremendous spectacle to galvanise
American and World opinion – as part of a longer-term strategy to
assume absolute power. Since those suspicious events of 9/111, look at
how many American bombs have fallen on Islamic lands. Islamic lands that
also happen to be mineral rich.
‘Hang on’ said Wellard. ‘What do you mean suspicious
events of 9/11. Everyone knows what happened.’
‘Do they’ replied max, raising one big black eyebrow cryptically.
‘What do you think happened.?’
‘Ossama Bin laden made 19 hijackers fly planes into the Twin Towers
and the Pentagon’ said Wellard.
‘Well you just go on believing that’ said Max. ‘Even
though no plane appeared to hit the Pentagon, even though not a single
CCTV camera captured the Pentagon plane. Even though pictures show a round
hole where the ‘PLANE’ went in – with windows intact
on either side where the engines and wings would have hit if it had been
‘Well OK’ said Wellard, its true that whole business does
look a bit suspicious, especially because that plane was in the air for
ages and no one scrambled a fighter plane to stop it attacking one of
the best defended sites on Earth. I guess America may have given all its
fighters to Israel and couldn’t manage to launch even one plane
in the times they knew dangerous planes were flying towards built up areas.’
‘And as for the towers’ continued Max. ‘There are many
questions that just haven’t been answered. Like why those three
towers all came down exactly the same way.
‘No’ ‘said Wellard. ‘There were only two Towers
‘That’s another of the red flags’ said max. ‘After
5 PM on 9/11 a third tower fell. Called World Trade Centre 7, it was a
47 story steel structured building. This is only the third steel structured
building in history to fall in on itself because of fire. The other two
were Trade Centres one and two that collapsed as if by controlled demolition
earlier that day.’
‘I think your making it up’ said Wellard. We had the TV on
all the time, and we never saw a third building collapse. ‘And we
saw a tape of Ossama Bin Laden admitting that he flew the planes into
‘Yes, that’s another red flag’ said Max. That famous
tape that the CIA released is not actually Ossama Bin Laden. So it makes
you wonder, why did they set up a tape like that.’
As you can imagine I was somewhat gob smacked. I mean, all Wellard and
me were doing was having a nice chat on the towpath, and once again Max
has barged in and taken over with all his inside knowledge. I thought
I would show him up for once.
‘So Max, what your saying here is basically this. Neo Conservative
power group of predominantly Jewish origin subjugate minds of weak willed
hypocritical Christians to secure power base, from which they create cataclysmic
local event to stun population into submission allowing them to pass whatever
laws suit their purposes in order to invade weak countries who own mineral
wealth in the guise of inverse Jihad.’
‘Yes Wallace’ replied Max, ‘Looks like you have got
to the gist of it rather well. Now I will have to kill you’ and
with that Max bared his menacing Rottweiler fangs and made his neck muscles
go all-tight to maximize the horror effect. For a second I almost jumped
out of my skin, before Max relaxed his quivering muscles and grinned at
me. ‘Only joking mate’ Us Germans must stick together you
‘Yes of course’ I replied. Eager to change the subject I asked
Max ‘so what do you think will happen next in Israel.’
‘They will have to take out Syria and Iran before too long. All
part of the same plan that started on 9/11.’
‘Oh dear’ I said, ‘Surely they can’t get away
‘Oh yes they can’ replied Max. ‘Its just like Mel Gibson
said. They can do whatever they want because they control the world’s
media. And without impartial media reporting any status quo can be created
to serve their purposes.’ Max was panting with excitement now –
and you must bear in mind that he has a pretty dark German past. His breed
where after all used as Nazi guard Dogs.
‘All the top positions of media control are occupied by Jewish people.’
Said Max. ‘Its just like Mel Gibson said ‘they are the problem.
They have been persecuted more than any other race. Why. Ask yourself
that lad. They have been persecuted because they offend people with the
way they put selfish interest above all else. I mean, look at this Israeli
lot. 6 Million of them and they hold the entire world to ransom with their
own selfish greed. Why do you suppose all the Arabs want to kill them?
And the way they manipulate America is just sickening. Like a parasite
living under the skin of an animal sucking away its lifeblood until nothing
is left but the shriveled up carcass of what once was. And that what America
is looking like now. A moron for a leader put into his puppet place by
Jewish interests ironically using Christian ignorance to achieve their
ends. And the Jewish members of the Bush administration that hold Israeli
passports can always be confident that Israel never deports any Israeli
citizen. Thats a nice Insurance in case the American Christians experience
a different kind of revelation.’
‘But at least were not as bad here in England’ I felt the
need to interject. 'We have the freedom of speech that allows you to say
things like that without fear of being locked up in an Austrian jail.
Surely that says something about England?'
‘Freedom of speech’ said Max. Now that’s an interesting
thought. ‘What does it really mean. Look at the Israeli approach
to freedom of speech. Every boy and girl goes through military service.
There they experience extreme basic training where the military system
breaks down the human being to create the soldier. That’s eventually
going to create something of an unbalanced breeding ground for free speech
don’t you think. I don’t suggest you go to Israel and try
putting your freedom of speech theory to the test there.’
‘It does make you wonder why anyone would want to live that that’
said Wellard. ‘In a place where you lived under the shadow of war
all the time, with no prospect for things ever improving, and in a climate
where everyone you meet is a trained killer. Perhaps that why we look
at the way they behave towards their neighbors with complete and utter
revulsion whilst they consider it as normal.’
‘Well there’s a cease fire now, so things might get better’
‘They have been having cease fires since 1948, so don’t get
carried away with that thought ‘ said Max. ‘There can be no
change without the will to change. And there is clearly no will to change.’
The American buffoons who allowed the Bushmen to hijack their Government
have made sure of that.’
‘This is a rather gloomy conversation for such a lovely day’
I pointed out. ‘Surely we owe it to the dogs of Lebanon, who cant
be having much fun now what with all the loud bangs scaring them witless,
to make the most of the opportunities we have to bring an end to this
‘That’s not hard to figure out’ said Max. ‘All
we need to do is arrest the terror leaders, try them for war crimes and
make them properly accountable, and then elect a proper government based
on the principles of sound selfless wisdom. All they would need to do
to create a better world of choice and opportunity is provide effective
law enforcement and abolish the two satanic books that have become little
more than terrorist handbooks.’ Max was foaming a little at the
mouth as he contiued his tirade.
Devils is real’ he said. ‘The Devil is greed, and
he created god to serve his purpose.’
‘Just then a loud voice bellowed down the Towpath. ’Max, get
over here right now.’
It was a tall man in a long black coat wearing glasses so dark we couldn’t
see his eyes. But his voice sent a shiver through my spine. No wonder
Max is so strange I thought to myself.